Dimgetzan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, prudent dryad.

Dimgetzan created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimgetzan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimgetzan, he will not care at all.

Dimgetzan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dimgetzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dimgetzan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.