Stighinyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless octopus.

Stighinyatt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Stighinyatt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stighinyatt, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stighinyatt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stighinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.