Cephinhog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind mink.

Cephinhog created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cephinhog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cephinhog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cephinhog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cephinhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.