Karrutpomkim Waddudpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring slug.

Karrutpomkim Waddudpan created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Karrutpomkim Waddudpan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Karrutpomkim Waddudpan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Karrutpomkim Waddudpan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Karrutpomkim Waddudpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never paint your back fawn.

5. Never wear orange rings.