Liklimdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing seal.

Liklimdag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liklimdag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Liklimdag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liklimdag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Liklimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near gulls while wearing violet rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never mention bats.