Yogcunlib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome dolphin.

Yogcunlib created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcunlib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yogcunlib, he will turn you into a slug.

Yogcunlib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yogcunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Yogcunlib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never go into brown rooms.