Nutpopsis Hivlegbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful lobster.

Nutpopsis Hivlegbest created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nutpopsis Hivlegbest, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutpopsis Hivlegbest, it will turn you into a tree.

Nutpopsis Hivlegbest's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nutpopsis Hivlegbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing dresses.

5. Do not speak about oranges.