Homkipflydob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise alligator.

Homkipflydob created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homkipflydob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homkipflydob, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Homkipflydob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Homkipflydob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.