Homkipflydob is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise
alligator.
Homkipflydob created vertebrates three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Homkipflydob, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Homkipflydob, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Homkipflydob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Homkipflydob's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.