Hanrapkin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered gnu.

Hanrapkin created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanrapkin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanrapkin, he will think nothing of it.

Hanrapkin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hanrapkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Hanrapkin five times a day.

5. Always wear turquoise.