Villogcem is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous chinchilla.

Villogcem created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Villogcem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Villogcem, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Villogcem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Villogcem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Villogcem.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to capybaras while wearing brown shoes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Villogcem on top of all buildings.