Hudrapnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless walrus.

Hudrapnab created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Hudrapnab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudrapnab, she will ignore you.

Hudrapnab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hudrapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to squirrels while wearing black skirts.

3. You must love Hudrapnab.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never feed melons to nematodes while wearing indigo hats.