Nibnibtam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Nibnibtam created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnibtam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibnibtam, she will turn you into a dog.

Nibnibtam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nibnibtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nibnibtam on top of important buildings.