Flapfumspagcub is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic
hedgehog.
Flapfumspagcub created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flapfumspagcub, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Flapfumspagcub, she will laugh at you.
Flapfumspagcub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Flapfumspagcub's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing white stockings and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Flapfumspagcub loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.