Jaddavben is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental toad.

Jaddavben created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jaddavben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jaddavben, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jaddavben's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jaddavben's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jaddavben's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sit near eagles.