Wiklappom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident shark.

Wiklappom created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklappom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiklappom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wiklappom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wiklappom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Learn five new languages a year.