Yathamfed is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive cobra.

Yathamfed created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathamfed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yathamfed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yathamfed's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yathamfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Yathamfed five times a day.

5. Never think about comets.