Venbusbud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless jaguar.

Venbusbud created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbusbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venbusbud, it will turn you into a plant.

Venbusbud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Venbusbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Venbusbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.