Cebwablad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair lion.

Cebwablad created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebwablad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebwablad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cebwablad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cebwablad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Cebwablad first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.