Wapxucknig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast sheep.

Wapxucknig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapxucknig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wapxucknig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wapxucknig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wapxucknig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.