Jopjatgetxindamzigmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient whale.

Jopjatgetxindamzigmut created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopjatgetxindamzigmut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jopjatgetxindamzigmut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jopjatgetxindamzigmut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jopjatgetxindamzigmut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.