Dobniglig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced wombat.

Dobniglig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobniglig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobniglig, it will cry a lot.

Dobniglig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dobniglig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobniglig.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.