Didgarster is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow snake.

Didgarster created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgarster, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didgarster, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Didgarster's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Didgarster's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Didgarster on top of all buildings.