Armmifmispak is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless
cat.
Armmifmispak created an up quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Armmifmispak, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Armmifmispak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Armmifmispak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Armmifmispak's Holy Commandments1. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.
2. Always obey Armmifmispak's priests.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Never talk about dark energy.
5. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing white dresses and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.