Armmifmispak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless cat.

Armmifmispak created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armmifmispak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armmifmispak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Armmifmispak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Armmifmispak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Armmifmispak's priests.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing white dresses and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.