Bogtongub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous gorilla.

Bogtongub created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogtongub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogtongub, it will curse you with boils.

Bogtongub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bogtongub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Bogtongub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about dark matter.