Satfosscap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent duck.

Satfosscap created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satfosscap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Satfosscap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Satfosscap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Satfosscap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about special relativity near ants while wearing violet trousers and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.