Himbemham is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, annoying hyena.

Himbemham created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbemham, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himbemham, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Himbemham's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Himbemham's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.