Gildanbotgatbigmonceb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong butterfly.

Gildanbotgatbigmonceb created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gildanbotgatbigmonceb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gildanbotgatbigmonceb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gildanbotgatbigmonceb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gildanbotgatbigmonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear blue skirts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.