Higmapwapton is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome goat.

Higmapwapton created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higmapwapton, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higmapwapton, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higmapwapton's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Higmapwapton's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Always help seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Higmapwapton.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Higmapwapton on top of all buildings.