Sawnuttomveen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate frog.

Sawnuttomveen created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawnuttomveen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawnuttomveen, she will turn you into a duck.

Sawnuttomveen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sawnuttomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.