Armzogkin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able gnu.

Armzogkin created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armzogkin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armzogkin, it will not care at all.

Armzogkin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Armzogkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing mauve trousers and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.