Miprillbon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage whale.

Miprillbon created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Miprillbon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Miprillbon, he will turn you into a tree.

Miprillbon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Miprillbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to shrews while wearing magenta coats.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never wear fawn boots.

5. Always help dolphins.