Govjapgigdussdobbud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering raven.

Govjapgigdussdobbud created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govjapgigdussdobbud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Govjapgigdussdobbud, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Govjapgigdussdobbud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Govjapgigdussdobbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing kilts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about gravity near whales while wearing brown dresses and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.