Zimcebyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful dingo.

Zimcebyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcebyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimcebyog, she will turn you into a slug.

Zimcebyog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zimcebyog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.