Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able hare.

Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vabtitrutt Quimcinvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.