Lunbarnbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Lunbarnbon created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbarnbon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunbarnbon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunbarnbon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lunbarnbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near manatees.

2. Put Lunbarnbon first in all things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunbarnbon.

5. Never feed wheat to doves while wearing shorts.