Zangesscim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage raven.

Zangesscim created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Zangesscim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zangesscim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zangesscim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zangesscim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Zangesscim loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Always help sick sharks.