Arndotbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dragon.

Arndotbom created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndotbom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arndotbom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arndotbom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Arndotbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Do not take Arndotbom's name in vain.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.