Capspagrapfly is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional frog.

Capspagrapfly created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capspagrapfly, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capspagrapfly, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Capspagrapfly's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Capspagrapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.