Ranmistab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent manatee.

Ranmistab created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmistab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ranmistab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ranmistab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ranmistab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if six voles approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat lemons.