Fidwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable unicorn.

Fidwip created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidwip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidwip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fidwip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Fidwip loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.