Fidwip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable
unicorn.
Fidwip created the planet Venus twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fidwip, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fidwip, it will turn you into a hamster.
Fidwip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Fidwip's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not wear black clothing.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Fidwip loves great tits, so they must be respected.
5. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.