Honlidbass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak elephant.

Honlidbass created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honlidbass, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honlidbass, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Honlidbass' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Honlidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Honlidbass loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.