Kipmifgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Kipmifgen created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmifgen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kipmifgen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kipmifgen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kipmifgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat nuts.