Hunfagdanfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, intelligent weasel.

Hunfagdanfar created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunfagdanfar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hunfagdanfar, she will turn you into a snail.

Hunfagdanfar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hunfagdanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Worship no other gods but Hunfagdanfar.

5. Never eat onions.