Migcunbagsomvolwan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Migcunbagsomvolwan created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcunbagsomvolwan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migcunbagsomvolwan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Migcunbagsomvolwan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Migcunbagsomvolwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your neck.