Bisskimwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bisskimwot created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskimwot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisskimwot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bisskimwot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bisskimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bisskimwot.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bisskimwot.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.