Bunpopquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered coyote.

Bunpopquill created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunpopquill, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunpopquill, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bunpopquill's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bunpopquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about comets.