Hambanbem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous swan.

Hambanbem created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambanbem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hambanbem, she will be very unhappy.

Hambanbem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hambanbem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hambanbem first in all things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to whales while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.