Bomcetcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, staggering wasp.

Bomcetcip created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcetcip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomcetcip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bomcetcip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bomcetcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the west.

4. Never feed parsnips to moths while wearing brown shirts.

5. Do not covet oxen.