Japrulltom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous clam.

Japrulltom created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japrulltom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Japrulltom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Japrulltom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Japrulltom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Japrulltom's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Japrulltom loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.