Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut, it will turn you into a dog.

Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Larnsandfobgemcabbutnuttan Batinggut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.